Who cares what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Unless evil's carrying the martini tray darling!
*CLINK*
champagne,
cocaine, gasoline & most things inbetween

just-shower-thoughts:

b, p, d and q are the same fucking letter and noone talks about it

purplebuddhaquotes:

“So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me.”

Dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz

violentwavesofemotion:

due to personal reasons I’m going to ignore anything forced and unnecessary

didroune:
“Emily Vacher & Paget Brewster
“@pagetpaget : Me and the REAL EMILY PRENTISS @EmVach on set @CrimMinds_CBS
” ”

didroune:

Emily Vacher & Paget Brewster

@pagetpaget : Me and the REAL EMILY PRENTISS @EmVach on set @CrimMinds_CBS

sushie:

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

fuckglossier:

this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*

dawn-to-dark:
“YOU are valid.
”

dawn-to-dark:

YOU are valid. 

catherinemiddletons:

Jonas Brothers Sucker

fatfreefiddlefaddle:

gaycism:

bummass:

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

^literally what I thought

joes-jonas:

melissa mccarthy going from this

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to this

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to this

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in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it